Years? Days? Perhaps weeks? Perhaps the amount of time you need to drive to Canada and come back? Perhaps I am completely going insane…! Nothing has changed since the last time we spoke. I am still sitting in the back store of the superstore, with Miss Evian who is getting more and more winy as time goes by. Of course, I had to tell Miss Evian the truth, an aggressive group of Bamboo bottles took over the supermarket. YES! THEY HAVE REPLACED US! THEY HAVE REPLACED PLASTIC BOTTLED WATER!!

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No I can’t forget tomorrow when I think of all my sorrowssssss……! I can’t liveeeeeeee If living is without youuuuuuuuuuuuuu! I can’t liveeeeeee without youuuuuuu miss Eviaaannnnnnnn! My life as I know is completely over. O-V-E-R! What am I going to do now that I am all alone?! I have never been alone since I got to the superstore! Thanks to Miss Evi- I can’t even say her name. I won’t say I must forget that French bottled water even exist! Oh, but her accent, her princess like manners….

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Mrs. Goldendiamondy has been like this all week! She just won’t leave Miss Evian alone for one second. It seems like she is always looking for excuses to talk to her or to steal her away from me. I am oh so happy that in the end Miss Evian decided to stay with us at the supermarket instead of trying to escape to go to the Rice-Castle with all of the other important French water bottles. Discover this week's new entry a very special bottle called Aussie!!

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The adventures of The Bottled Water are back! Even more funny and informative than the first episode! Find out about a new entrant: miss Evian! A new friend came aboard so The Bottled Water's having new adventures! Read on, and tell us what you think !

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